August 2009
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“Everybody’s got themselves a plan,
Everybody thinks they’ll be the...”
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Truths about Frank Turner
Guns don’t kill people. Frank Turner kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Frank Turner allows to live.
Frank Turner does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Frank Turner is Pain.
There is no chin under Frank Turner’s Beard. There is only another fist.
Frank Turner has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the...
